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The Abridged Apocalypse of John of Patmos

What is the Apocalypse of John of Patmos?

The infamous book which describes the chaotic end of the world.


Summary - Top
Pt 1: Intro & Criticisms
Ch 1. The Intro
Ch 2. The Critique, p1
Ch 3. The Critique, P2
Pt 2: Heaven, God, and the 7 Seals
Pt 3: Heaven, God, and the 7 Seals
Ch 4. The Vision Starts, The Throne Room of God
Ch 5. The Scroll of God
Ch 6. The 4 Horsemen
Ch 7. God Marks the Good Boys
Pt 4: The 7 Trumpets
Ch 8. The 7th Seal is Actually 7 Trumpets
Ch 9. The 5th & 6th Trumpet
Ch 10. Giant Weird Titan Angel with a Scroll
Ch 11. The New Guardians & 7th Trumpet
Pt 5: The 7th Trumpet
Ch 12. Enter the Sacred Woman
Ch 13. Enter the Beast
Ch 14. Jesus Does a Rapture
Ch 15. Intro The 7 Plagues
Ch 16. Experience the 7 Plagues
Pt 6: The Victory
Ch 17. Sleeping Babylon
Ch 18. Dead Babylon
Ch 19. Jesus Kills the Beast
Ch 20. The Cycle Continues
Ch 21. The New Heaven
Ch 22. The New World

Summary and Background

Stats

Other Names
Rev Apocalypse of John
Author
Disputedly by John of Patmos
Setting Range
95CE
Categories
Canon Epistles
Academic Composition Range
94CE-96CE
Historical Preservation
Fully Preserved
Public Domain Translations
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Abridged Status
Finished- 0% Remaining
Original Verse Count
404
Original Word Count
11,995
Abridged Word Count
3,014
Abridged Length
25%

Summary of the Apocalypse of John of Patmos

What happens in the Apocalypse of John of Patmos?

An angel appeared to John and started to deliver a message. John starts criticizing churches of the time.

John is transported to heaven and sees the throne of God, some elders, and some angels. Jesus comes into the picture and takes a scroll from God. Jesus starts ripping seals off the scrolls, the four horsemen escape. He gets the first 6 of 7 and the world starts being destroyed. An angel marks all the good folks in the world.

The 7th seal releases 7 trumpets, which are far fucking worse than the seals, it just starts annihilating the earth. The fifth trumpet releases killer bug warrior things that kill a bunch of people, and the 6th trumpet starts to unleash a torrent of fuckery. A giant angel appears and John gets some instructions. The 7th trumpet sounds.

A nice pregnant lady appears, and a dragon starts chasing her. The dragon gets some friends and starts fucking up the world. Jesus kills everyone, then the 7 plagues start to happen.

The figure of Babylon is introduced, and then shown dead. Then Jesus locks up the beast for 1000 years and reigns peacefully- but it's supposed to come back. John gets a vision of a new heaven & new earth.

Part 1: Intro & Criticisms

An angel appeared to John and started to deliver a message. John starts criticizing churches of the time.

Chapter 1

John starts writing a letter to some churches, and tells them he got a message from God.

1:1-2. Jesus Christ told me this shit.

1:1. The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John:
1:2. Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw.

1:3. This shit is about to go down, you're lucky you get to watch

1:3. Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand.

1:4-7. Hey churches, listen up, I'm talking on behalf of Jesus, he's on his way!

1:4. John to the seven churches which are in Asia: Grace be unto you, and peace, from him which is, and which was, and which is to come; and from the seven Spirits which are before his throne;
1:5. And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
1:6. And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.
1:7. Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.

1:8. "That's me, born first and will die last," says God.

1:8. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

1:9-11. So I was just minding my own business, right?
When a voice in the sky told me to write to you.

1:9. I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ.
1:10. I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet,
1:11. Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea.

1:12-16. I looked to see who it was, and they looked fucking nuts- white hair, eyes on fire, golden sash. He had stars in his hands and a sword in his mouth and was shining like the sun.

1:12. And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks;
1:13. And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.
1:14. His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
1:15. And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.
1:16. And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.

1:17-20. "It's just me," the voice said, "but be sure to capture all this."

1:17. And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last:
1:18. I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.
1:19. Write the things which thou hast seen, and the things which are, and the things which shall be hereafter;
1:20. The mystery of the seven stars which thou sawest in my right hand, and the seven golden candlesticks. The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches: and the seven candlesticks which thou sawest are the seven churches.

Chapter 2

John criticizes churches in the letter.

The 1st Church (Ephesus)

2:1. Hey, you, the first church.

2:1. Unto the angel of the church of Ephesus write; These things saith he that holdeth the seven stars in his right hand, who walketh in the midst of the seven golden candlesticks;

2:2-3. Good job. You guys work hard and don't believe stupid shit.

2:2. I know thy works, and thy labour, and thy patience, and how thou canst not bear them which are evil: and thou hast tried them which say they are apostles, and are not, and hast found them liars:
2:3. And hast borne, and hast patience, and for my name's sake hast laboured, and hast not fainted.

2:4. But you all are letting the love slip.

2:4. Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love.

2:5. Just think about how bad you fucked up. Best apologize.

2:5. Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent.

2:6. You're lucky we both hate those one bastards, the Nicolaitans.

2:6. But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.

2:7. If you're wise, listen up. This might help you meet Jesus.

2:7. He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God.

The 2nd Church (Smyrna)

2:8. Alright, onto the second church.

2:8. And unto the angel of the church in Smyrna write; These things saith the first and the last, which was dead, and is alive;

2:9. I know you're poor, and I know people are attacking you,

2:9. I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

2:10. But hold tight, even to death, and I'll get your back.

2:10. Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life.

2:11. If you're wise, listen up. The second death can't hurt you.

2:11. He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death.

The 3rd Church (Pergamos)

2:12. And to the third church-

2:12. And to the angel of the church in Pergamos write; These things saith he which hath the sharp sword with two edges;

2:13. I know you live in Satan's living room, but you've held tight in your faith

2:13. I know thy works, and where thou dwellest, even where Satan's seat is: and thou holdest fast my name, and hast not denied my faith, even in those days wherein Antipas was my faithful martyr, who was slain among you, where Satan dwelleth.

2:14. But you guys are teaching some weird shit,

2:14. But I have a few things against thee, because thou hast there them that hold the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balac to cast a stumblingblock before the children of Israel, to eat things sacrificed unto idols, and to commit fornication.

2:15. and you like the Nicolaitans.

2:15. So hast thou also them that hold the doctrine of the Nicolaitanes, which thing I hate.

2:16. Bad look, best apologize before I come tear you a new one,

2:16. Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth.

2:17. If you're wise, listen up. You can drink my secret juice and get a new little name tag with a new name.

2:17. He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it.

The 4th Church (Thyatira)

2:18. To the fourth-

2:18. And unto the angel of the church in Thyatira write; These things saith the Son of God, who hath his eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his feet are like fine brass;

2:19. You guys are just doing so good!

2:19. I know thy works, and charity, and service, and faith, and thy patience, and thy works; and the last to be more than the first.

2:20. But you listen to this woman teacher.

2:20. Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.

2:21. She won't apologize.

2:21. And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not.

2:22. So I'm going to fuck her up, and anyone who sleeps with her up.

2:22. Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.

2:23.  I'm going to fucking kill her children. Then you'll know.

2:23. And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.

2:24-25. Everyone else, hold tight.

2:25. But that which ye have already hold fast till I come.
2:24. But unto you I say, and unto the rest in Thyatira, as many as have not this doctrine, and which have not known the depths of Satan, as they speak; I will put upon you none other burden.

2:26. If you do God's will until the end- you will get authority over the nations.

2:26. And he that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the end, to him will I give power over the nations:

2:27. Just like this- like I'm doing now.

2:27. And he shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father.

2:28. You will get the power of the brightest star.

2:28. And I will give him the morning star.

2:29. If you're wise, listen up.

2:29. He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.

Chapter 3

And keeps going.

The 5th Church (Sardis)

3:1-2. To the fifth church: You're good, but live a little.

3:1. And unto the angel of the church in Sardis write; These things saith he that hath the seven Spirits of God, and the seven stars; I know thy works, that thou hast a name that thou livest, and art dead.
3:2. Be watchful, and strengthen the things which remain, that are ready to die: for I have not found thy works perfect before God.

3:3. Or else I'm going to sneak up and scare you.

3:3. Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.

3:4. Yeah, some of you are cool and already got your cool clothes.

3:4. Thou hast a few names even in Sardis which have not defiled their garments; and they shall walk with me in white: for they are worthy.

3:5. And all the other cool folks will get cool clothes too, and get to live forever.

3:5. He that overcometh, the same shall be clothed in white raiment; and I will not blot out his name out of the book of life, but I will confess his name before my Father, and before his angels.

3:6. If you're wise, listen up.

3:6. He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.

The 6th Church (Philadelphia)

3:7-8. To the sixth: Look- there's a magic door. With some words or something.

3:7. And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth;
3:8. I know thy works: behold, I have set before thee an open door, and no man can shut it: for thou hast a little strength, and hast kept my word, and hast not denied my name.

3:9. Don't worry- the world will know truth.

3:9. Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

3:10. Since you were so patient, you'll already know truth.

3:10. Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth.

3:11-12. Don't forget where you came from. God will help you.

3:11. Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
3:12. Him that overcometh will I make a pillar in the temple of my God, and he shall go no more out: and I will write upon him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, which is new Jerusalem, which cometh down out of heaven from my God: and I will write upon him my new name.

3:13. If you're wise, listen up.

3:13. He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.

The 7th Church (Laodicea)

3:14-16. To the seventh:. You guys are just… boring. Bleh.

3:14. And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God;
3:15. I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
3:16. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

3:17. You have some money and cool shit, don't get me wrong.

3:17. Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked:

3:18. But money doesn't buy happiness

3:18. I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see.

3:19. This is just tough love.

3:19. As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.

3:20. I will knock on your door one day. If you let me in, I'll eat dinner with you.

3:20. Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

3:21. Then you can come eat dinner with me in heaven.

3:21. To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne.

3:22. If you're wise, listen up.

3:22. He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.

Part 2: Heaven, God, and the 7 Seals

Part 3: Heaven, God, and the 7 Seals

John is transported to heaven and sees the throne of God, some elders, and some angels. Jesus comes into the picture and takes a scroll from God. Jesus starts ripping seals off the scrolls, the four horsemen escape. He gets the first 6 of 7 and the world starts being destroyed. An angel marks all the good folks in the world.

Chapter 4

Suddenly, John is teleported to heaven, and sees a bunch of old people worshipping someone on a throne. It describes some terrifying looking angels, and how they all worship 24/7

4:1. After all this shit talking, a door appeared before, and a voice called me inside.

4:1. After this I looked, and, behold, a door was opened in heaven: and the first voice which I heard was as it were of a trumpet talking with me; which said, Come up hither, and I will shew thee things which must be hereafter.

4:2. I was suddenly in heaven, and someone was sitting on a throne.

4:2. And immediately I was in the spirit: and, behold, a throne was set in heaven, and one sat on the throne.

4:3. They looked like gems, and a rainbow surrounded the throne.

4:3. And he that sat was to look upon like a jasper and a sardine stone: and there was a rainbow round about the throne, in sight like unto an emerald.

4:4. There were a bunch of old people surrounding the main throne, sitting on their own throne.

4:4. And round about the throne were four and twenty seats: and upon the seats I saw four and twenty elders sitting, clothed in white raiment; and they had on their heads crowns of gold.

4:5-6. Lightning flashed, and thunder rumbled, there was a glass floor, and four giant creatures covered in eyes.

4:5. And out of the throne proceeded lightnings and thunderings and voices: and there were seven lamps of fire burning before the throne, which are the seven Spirits of God.
4:6. And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind.

4:7. The first was like a lion, the second a cow, the third had a human face, and the fourth was an eagle.

4:7. And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle.

4:8. Each had 6 wings and was literally covered in eyes, even under their wings. They were yelling good things about God, 24/7.

4:8. And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, LORD God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.

4:9.  While they do this,

4:9. And when those beasts give glory and honour and thanks to him that sat on the throne, who liveth for ever and ever,

4:10. The old people around the throne worship,

4:10. The four and twenty elders fall down before him that sat on the throne, and worship him that liveth for ever and ever, and cast their crowns before the throne, saying,

4:11. And say nice things too, about how the person created everything.

4:11. Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.

Chapter 5

God challenges people to snatch the scroll from his hands, and John cries because no one can do it. Then, a dead sheep with 7 eyes & horns DOES snatch the scroll, and everybody partied.

5:1. The person on the throne had a scroll that was all sealed up.

5:1. And I saw in the right hand of him that sat on the throne a book written within and on the backside, sealed with seven seals.

5:2. An angel yelled out, "Who is cool enough to open the scroll?"

5:2. And I saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, Who is worthy to open the book, and to loose the seals thereof?

5:3. People tried and failed.

5:3. And no man in heaven, nor in earth, neither under the earth, was able to open the book, neither to look thereon.

5:4. It made me sad that no one could.

5:4. And I wept much, because no man was found worthy to open and to read the book, neither to look thereon.

5:5. An old person said, "Don't worry, Jesus can do it."

5:5. And one of the elders saith unto me, Weep not: behold, the Lion of the tribe of Juda, the Root of David, hath prevailed to open the book, and to loose the seven seals thereof.

5:6. Then there was a magic baby sheep with 7 eyes and 7 horns standing on the throne.

5:6. And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the four beasts, and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God sent forth into all the earth.

5:7-10. He took the scroll, and everything all around bowed down, and music played, and they started singing.

5:7. And he came and took the book out of the right hand of him that sat upon the throne.
5:8. And when he had taken the book, the four beasts and four and twenty elders fell down before the Lamb, having every one of them harps, and golden vials full of odours, which are the prayers of saints.
5:9. And they sung a new song, saying, Thou art worthy to take the book, and to open the seals thereof: for thou wast slain, and hast redeemed us to God by thy blood out of every kindred, and tongue, and people, and nation;
5:10. And hast made us unto our God kings and priests: and we shall reign on the earth.

5:11-12. There was like a million fucking angels who sang too

5:11. And I beheld, and I heard the voice of many angels round about the throne and the beasts and the elders: and the number of them was ten thousand times ten thousand, and thousands of thousands;
5:12. Saying with a loud voice, Worthy is the Lamb that was slain to receive power, and riches, and wisdom, and strength, and honour, and glory, and blessing.

5:13. Literally everything in fucking existence started singing

5:13. And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.

5:14. Amen

5:14. And the four beasts said, Amen. And the four and twenty elders fell down and worshipped him that liveth for ever and ever.

Chapter 6

The sheep rips 4 (out of 7) of the seals off the scroll, and the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse ride out 1 by 1. When the fifth is ripped, good souls are gathered up, and earthquakes and shit happen with the sixth seal.

6:1-2. The lamb tore off a seal, and a white horse came riding out.

6:1. And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
6:2. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

6:3-4. Then the second, and a red horse came riding out.

6:3. And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
6:4. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

6:5. Then the third, and a black horse,

6:5. And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.

6:6-8. It ripped the fourth seal, and a pale, sick horse came riding out, ridden by Death.

6:6. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
6:7. And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
6:8. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

6:9-10. The fifth seal was ripped, and the good souls were gathered up, and they cried.

6:9. And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
6:10. And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?

6:11. But they were dressed nice.

6:11. And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.

6:12-14. When the sixth seal was ripped, an earthquake happened, stars fell, and a whole bunch of shit got destroyed.

6:12. And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
6:13. And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
6:14. And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.

6:15-17. Everyone started scattering, terrified of God.

6:15. And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
6:16. And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:
6:17. For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?

Chapter 7

An angel marks all the good folks in the world.

7:1. Then 4 angels flew to the corners of the earth.

7:1. And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

7:2-8. Another angel appeared, and told them to hold off a moment, while he flew around and stamped a bunch of foreheads.

7:2. And I saw another angel ascending from the east, having the seal of the living God: and he cried with a loud voice to the four angels, to whom it was given to hurt the earth and the sea,
7:3. Saying, Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we have sealed the servants of our God in their foreheads.
7:4. And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel.
7:5. Of the tribe of Juda were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Reuben were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Gad were sealed twelve thousand.
7:6. Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Nephthalim were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed twelve thousand.
7:7. Of the tribe of Simeon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Levi were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Issachar were sealed twelve thousand.
7:8. Of the tribe of Zabulon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Joseph were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed twelve thousand.

7:9-10. Then there were a million bajillion souls, all dressed in white, and they sang.

7:9. After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands;
7:10. And cried with a loud voice, saying, Salvation to our God which sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb.

7:11-12. Everyone gathered round the throne, singing.

7:11. And all the angels stood round about the throne, and about the elders and the four beasts, and fell before the throne on their faces, and worshipped God,
7:12. Saying, Amen: Blessing, and glory, and wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honour, and power, and might, be unto our God for ever and ever. Amen.

7:13. Then an old person asked me where everyone got the cool clothes from.

7:13. And one of the elders answered, saying unto me, What are these which are arrayed in white robes? and whence came they?

7:14-17. I told him that white represents innocence, and how people in heaven don't have to eat or drink or be sad.

7:14. And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lamb.
7:15. Therefore are they before the throne of God, and serve him day and night in his temple: and he that sitteth on the throne shall dwell among them.
7:16. They shall hunger no more, neither thirst any more; neither shall the sun light on them, nor any heat.
7:17. For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.

Part 4: The 7 Trumpets

The 7th seal releases 7 trumpets, which are far fucking worse than the seals, it just starts annihilating the earth. The fifth trumpet releases killer bug warrior things that kill a bunch of people, and the 6th trumpet starts to unleash a torrent of fuckery. A giant angel appears and John gets some instructions. The 7th trumpet sounds.

Chapter 8

The 7th seal releases the 7 trumpets, who get ready to play. The first releases fire and blood, the second a mountain that kills fish, the third poisoned the water, and the fourth darkened the sun and moon and stars.

8:1-2. When the 7th seal was popped, it was quiet for a few minutes, then 7 angels stood before God with horns.

8:1. And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.
8:2. And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets.

8:3. Another angel came with incense.

8:3. And another angel came and stood at the altar, having a golden censer; and there was given unto him much incense, that he should offer it with the prayers of all saints upon the golden altar which was before the throne.

8:4. The smoke rose

8:4. And the smoke of the incense, which came with the prayers of the saints, ascended up before God out of the angel's hand.

8:5. The angel dropped it on the earth, causing earthquakes and lightning.

8:5. And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.

8:6. Then the angels with horns got ready to play.

8:6. And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.

8:7. The first did, and it spit out hail, fire, and blood, and a third of the earth was burned down.

8:7. The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.

8:8-9. The second did, and a huge mountain spit out into the sea, turning a third of it into blood, killing a third of the fish and destroying boats!

8:8. And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;
8:9. And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.

8:10-11. The third did, and a star came out, crashing into the river, turning a third of the waters all gross, killing people.

8:10. And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;
8:11. And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

8:12. The fourth did, and a third of the sun and moon and stars were all destroyed.

8:12. And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise.

8:13. Even an eagle was like "Damn, just imagine the next 3!"

8:13. And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!

Chapter 9

The 5th trumpet releases a plague of demon bugs, and the 6th causes a bunch of lion angels to kill one third of humanity.

9:1. The 5th angel honked their horn, and a star fell to the earth, and got a key to "an abyss."

9:1. And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.

9:2. He opened it, and smoke rose up, darkening the sky

9:2. And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.

9:3. Bugs came out.

9:3. And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.

9:4. And were told to hurt everyone without a stamp on their head

9:4. And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.

9:5. Not kill- hurt. A lot.

9:5. And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

9:6. They will want to die but won't.

9:6. And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.

9:7-11. The little bugs had human faces, long hair, lions' teeth, and stingers; they had metal armor and marched like soldiers. They were led by the angel of destruction.

9:7. And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.
9:8. And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.
9:9. And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.
9:10. And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.
9:11. And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.

9:12. One curse down, two to go.

9:12. One woe is past; and, behold, there come two woes more hereafter.

9:13-14. The 6th played, and God spoke, "Release the four angels!"

9:13. And the sixth angel sounded, and I heard a voice from the four horns of the golden altar which is before God,
9:14. Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates.

9:15. They were sent on their way with a goal to kill a third of humans.

9:15. And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men.

9:16. There were like a million troops

9:16. And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them.

9:17. The horses and riders had blue, red and yellow armor. The horses had lion heads and they breathed fire.

9:17. And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone.

9:18. They did it- a â…“ of mankind died from the fire.

9:18. By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.

9:19. They had long tails like snakes.

9:19. For their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their tails were like unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do hurt.

9:20-21. The people left living did not apologize to God.

9:20. And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
9:21. Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.

Chapter 10

A giant angel in the sea makes John eat a scroll that makes him sick.

10:1. Then another angel came down, covered in clouds and rainbows with a sunny face and fiery stone legs

10:1. And I saw another mighty angel come down from heaven, clothed with a cloud: and a rainbow was upon his head, and his face was as it were the sun, and his feet as pillars of fire:

10:2. He had a little scroll, too. He stood with one foot in the ocean, and one on land.

10:2. And he had in his hand a little book open: and he set his right foot upon the sea, and his left foot on the earth,

10:3-4. He roared like a lion, and seven voices from heaven said something, but then another voice told me not to write it down.

10:3. And cried with a loud voice, as when a lion roareth: and when he had cried, seven thunders uttered their voices.
10:4. And when the seven thunders had uttered their voices, I was about to write: and I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Seal up those things which the seven thunders uttered, and write them not.

10:5-7. The big angel raised his hand and said the final trumpet would announce the completion of Gods plans.

10:5. And the angel which I saw stand upon the sea and upon the earth lifted up his hand to heaven,
10:6. And sware by him that liveth for ever and ever, who created heaven, and the things that therein are, and the earth, and the things that therein are, and the sea, and the things which are therein, that there should be time no longer:
10:7. But in the days of the voice of the seventh angel, when he shall begin to sound, the mystery of God should be finished, as he hath declared to his servants the prophets.

10:8-9. The sky voice told me to ask the giant angel for the little scroll, and I did. He told me to eat it, even though it might make me sick.

10:8. And the voice which I heard from heaven spake unto me again, and said, Go and take the little book which is open in the hand of the angel which standeth upon the sea and upon the earth.
10:9. And I went unto the angel, and said unto him, Give me the little book. And he said unto me, Take it, and eat it up; and it shall make thy belly bitter, but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey.

10:10. So I did, and it did.

10:10. And I took the little book out of the angel's hand, and ate it up; and it was in my mouth sweet as honey: and as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was bitter.

10:11. I was told I had more prophet-ing to do

10:11. And he said unto me, Thou must prophesy again before many peoples, and nations, and tongues, and kings.

Chapter 11

John was given the task of creating new world guardians. They were killed. Then the 7th trumpet sounded, and God sent all the angels out. A wild ark of the covenant appeared.

11:1-2. I was given a ruler and told to measure the church.

11:1. And there was given me a reed like unto a rod: and the angel stood, saying, Rise, and measure the temple of God, and the altar, and them that worship therein.
11:2. But the court which is without the temple leave out, and measure it not; for it is given unto the Gentiles: and the holy city shall they tread under foot forty and two months.

11:3-6. Then to choose two people to be prophets and guardians, so that if anyone attacks them, they breathe fire. They can also make it not rain and do other creepy stuff.

11:3. And I will give power unto my two witnesses, and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred and threescore days, clothed in sackcloth.
11:4. These are the two olive trees, and the two candlesticks standing before the God of the earth.
11:5. And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed.
11:6. These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will.

11:7-8.  "The beast from the abyss" will attack them and kill them and their bodies left in the center of town.

11:7. And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.
11:8. And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified.

11:9. Everyone will stare at them but refuse to bury them.

11:9. And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves.

11:10. The people will be happy, cause the prophets were really pretty rude to be honest.

11:10. And they that dwell upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because these two prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth.

11:11-12. But after 3(and a half) days, God will bring them back to life., and they will rise to heaven.

11:11. And after three days and an half the spirit of life from God entered into them, and they stood upon their feet; and great fear fell upon them which saw them.
11:12. And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.

11:13. Then there was an earthquake.

11:13. And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.

11:14. That's all the 6th trumpet, we're not even at the 7th yet.

11:14. The second woe is past; and, behold, the third woe cometh quickly.

11:15-17. The 7th trumpet sounded, and those old people fell off their thrones and worshipped God, announcing his time of reign.

11:15. And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become the kingdoms of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever.
11:16. And the four and twenty elders, which sat before God on their seats, fell upon their faces, and worshipped God,
11:17. Saying, We give thee thanks, O LORD God Almighty, which art, and wast, and art to come; because thou hast taken to thee thy great power, and hast reigned.

11:18. "I know you were pissed, now time to give out some rewards; and get your revenge."

11:18. And the nations were angry, and thy wrath is come, and the time of the dead, that they should be judged, and that thou shouldest give reward unto thy servants the prophets, and to the saints, and them that fear thy name, small and great; and shouldest destroy them which destroy the earth.

11:19. The ark of the covenant appeared. Earthquakes and lightning.

11:19. And the temple of God was opened in heaven, and there was seen in his temple the ark of his testament: and there were lightnings, and voices, and thunderings, and an earthquake, and great hail.

Part 5: The 7th Trumpet

A nice pregnant lady appears, and a dragon starts chasing her. The dragon gets some friends and starts fucking up the world. Jesus kills everyone, then the 7 plagues start to happen.

Chapter 12

A dragon started chasing a woman with a child. She ran and hid. There was a war in heaven in which the dragon was kicked out. But the dragon, now on Earth, vowed to eat all her children.

12:1. A woman appeared; she was covered with the sun, standing on the moon, and had a crown of 12 stars.

12:1. And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:

12:2. She was pregnant and giving birth.

12:2. And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.

12:3-5. Then a fucking dragon with 7 heads, 10 horns, and 7 crowns appeared and knocked a â…“ of the stars out of the sky. And the dragon went to eat the woman's child. Because her kid would be the future ruler of the world.

12:3. And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
12:4. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
12:5. And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.

12:6. She was on the run for a few years.

12:6. And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she hath a place prepared of God, that they should feed her there a thousand two hundred and threescore days.

12:7. Then war erupted in heaven; angels fighting the dragon!

12:7. And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

12:8-9. The dragon was defeated, and the dragon (who is Satan) was sent to the earth.

12:8. And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.
12:9. And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

12:10-12. Then the announcer said, "Satan has been defeated, Jesus helped, therefore, lets party! But watch out earth; cause now Satan is there, and he knows he doesn't have much time."

12:10. And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night.
12:11. And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death.
12:12. Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.

12:13-14. The dragon started chasing the woman, and the woman was given two wings, so she could fly and run away.

12:13. And when the dragon saw that he was cast unto the earth, he persecuted the woman which brought forth the man child.
12:14. And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent.

12:15-16. The dragon shot a bunch of water at her, but the earth helped her out by swallowing the water.

12:15. And the serpent cast out of his mouth water as a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away of the flood.
12:16. And the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed up the flood which the dragon cast out of his mouth.

12:17. So the dragon decided to just chase all her children instead.

12:17. And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.

Chapter 13

Now a beast appears, and teams up with the dragon. along with a third creature.

13:1. The dragon walked on the beach. And something else came out of the ocean.

13:1. And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

13:2. It looked like a leopard, with bear legs and a lion mouth. The dragon said the beast could do whatever he wanted.

13:2. And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.

13:3-4. The beast had narrowly avoided death, and the story inspired the people. Everyone worshipped the dragon.

13:3. And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
13:4. And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?

13:5-6. The beast lied and lied about God and heaven and the souls in heaven.

13:5. And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.
13:6. And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.

13:7. The beast was given power to wage war, and authority over everyone.

13:7. And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

13:8. Everyone will worship the beast, if they're not a good kid.

13:8. And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

13:9-10. Listen up- Take what life gives you and hold out.

13:9. If any man have an ear, let him hear.
13:10. He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.

13:11. Then there was a third creature, coming up from the ground. It had two horns but spoke like the dragon.

13:11. And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon.

13:12. The creature enforced the rule of the beast and made everyone worship it.

13:12. And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.

13:13. It did a bunch of magic and made fire fall from the sky.

13:13. And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,

13:14. It fooled everyone and made a statue of the beast.

13:14. And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.

13:15. It brought the statue to life, and the statue killed everyone who refused to submit.

13:15. And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.

13:16-17. It gave everyone a tattoo on their hands, or on their foreheads, and they couldn't buy or sell without it.

13:16. And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
13:17. And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

13:18. The beast's favorite number is 666.

13:18. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Chapter 14

(1-5.) Meanwhile, Jesus throws a virgin party. then kills everyone on Earth, while the angels make a bunch of wine.

14:1. Then Jesus stood on a mountain with those he had stamped on the forehead.

14:1. And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads.

14:2. Then thunder roared, and harps started playing.

14:2. And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps:

14:3. They sang around the throne with the old people and angels.

14:3. And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.

14:4-5. The virgins among them followed and were sold to God.

14:4. These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.
14:5. And in their mouth was found no guile: for they are without fault before the throne of God.

14:6-7. Then another angel started talking to everyone on earth, and yelled, "Worship God!"

14:6. And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people,
14:7. Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.

14:8. A second angel said, "The evil women are dead!"

14:8. And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.

14:9-11. A third angel said, "If anyone gets a devil tattoo, I'll fuck them up."

14:9. And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
14:10. The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
14:11. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

14:12. We just have to be patient.

14:12. Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that keep the commandments of God, and the faith of Jesus.

14:13. Then the magic cloud voice said, "Bless all those who die from now on."

14:13. And I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Write, Blessed are the dead which die in the Lord from henceforth: Yea, saith the Spirit, that they may rest from their labours; and their works do follow them.

14:14. There was a cloud, and Jesus sat with a sickle and gold crown.

14:14. And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a sharp sickle.

14:15. Another angel said, "Get them Jesus!"

14:15. And another angel came out of the temple, crying with a loud voice to him that sat on the cloud, Thrust in thy sickle, and reap: for the time is come for thee to reap; for the harvest of the earth is ripe.

14:16. Jesus killed everyone on Earth in one swoop

14:16. And he that sat on the cloud thrust in his sickle on the earth; and the earth was reaped.

14:17. Another angel came with a sickle, too.

14:17. And another angel came out of the temple which is in heaven, he also having a sharp sickle.

14:18-19. Another angel came with fire, and said, "Get the grapes!", then harvested all the grapes on Earth.

14:18. And another angel came out from the altar, which had power over fire; and cried with a loud cry to him that had the sharp sickle, saying, Thrust in thy sharp sickle, and gather the clusters of the vine of the earth; for her grapes are fully ripe.
14:19. And the angel thrust in his sickle into the earth, and gathered the vine of the earth, and cast it into the great winepress of the wrath of God.

14:20. They made a fuck ton of wine.

14:20. And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.

Chapter 15

The 3rd set of 7s, the 7 plagues, starts.

15:1. Next, the seven plagues started.

15:1. And I saw another sign in heaven, great and marvellous, seven angels having the seven last plagues; for in them is filled up the wrath of God.

15:2-4. Those who had beat the beast had harps and sang about Jesus.

15:2. And I saw as it were a sea of glass mingled with fire: and them that had gotten the victory over the beast, and over his image, and over his mark, and over the number of his name, stand on the sea of glass, having the harps of God.
15:3. And they sing the song of Moses the servant of God, and the song of the Lamb, saying, Great and marvellous are thy works, Lord God Almighty; just and true are thy ways, thou King of saints.
15:4. Who shall not fear thee, O Lord, and glorify thy name? for thou only art holy: for all nations shall come and worship before thee; for thy judgments are made manifest.

15:5. After this, the church of heaven open,

15:5. And after that I looked, and, behold, the temple of the tabernacle of the testimony in heaven was opened:

15:6. and out came 7 angels with 7 plagues

15:6. And the seven angels came out of the temple, having the seven plagues, clothed in pure and white linen, and having their breasts girded with golden girdles.

15:7-8. The room filled with smoke until the plagues were over.

15:7. And one of the four beasts gave unto the seven angels seven golden vials full of the wrath of God, who liveth for ever and ever.
15:8. And the temple was filled with smoke from the glory of God, and from his power; and no man was able to enter into the temple, till the seven plagues of the seven angels were fulfilled.

Chapter 16

Description of the 7 plagues, and yeah they're pretty bad.

16:1. Ready, go!

16:1. And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the earth.

16:2. The first angel's plague was gross sores on the body of all with a devil tattoo

16:2. And the first went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and upon them which worshipped his image.

16:3. The second plague was all the seas turning to blood

16:3. And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea.

16:4. The third plague was all the rivers turning to blood

16:4. And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood.

16:5-7. God totally had a reason to do this

16:5. And I heard the angel of the waters say, Thou art righteous, O Lord, which art, and wast, and shalt be, because thou hast judged thus.
16:6. For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy.
16:7. And I heard another out of the altar say, Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and righteous are thy judgments.

16:8. The fourth plague was to turn up the sun and burn everyone

16:8. And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.

16:9. This pissed people off but they refused to apologize

16:9. And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.

16:10. The fifth plague was complete darkness

16:10. And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain,

16:11. They still refused to apologize

16:11. And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.

16:12. The sixth plague was a drought,

16:12. And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared.

16:13. Then three frogs fell out of the mouth of the dragon, the beast, and the creature.

16:13. And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

16:14. The frogs are demons who builds Satan's army

16:14. For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.

16:15. "Be ready for me!"

16:15. Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame.

16:16. They gathered the kings up

16:16. And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.

16:17-21. The seventh plague was an extreme earthquake that destroyed everything, and giant hail like cars.

16:17. And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air; and there came a great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the throne, saying, It is done.
16:18. And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great.
16:19. And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath.
16:20. And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.
16:21. And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, every stone about the weight of a talent: and men blasphemed God because of the plague of the hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding great.

Part 6: The Victory

The figure of Babylon is introduced, and then shown dead. Then Jesus locks up the beast for 1000 years and reigns peacefully- but it's supposed to come back. John gets a vision of a new heaven & new earth.

Chapter 17

Now there's another woman, this time spooky, who's said to be the worst person ever.

17:1-2. "Let me show you this other woman," and angel said to me, "She's slept with every king on earth."

17:1. And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
17:2. With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.

17:3. The angel carried me away into the woods, where a woman was sitting on a red beast with 7 heads and 10 horns.

17:3. So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.

17:4. The woman was dressed red and purple, with tons of jewelry. She had a cup filled with naughty things.

17:4. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:

17:5. "Mother of prostitutes and worst person EVER" was written on her forehead

17:5. And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

17:6. She was drunk on blood.

17:6. And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.

17:7-8. "What? This doesn't make sense? Fine, I'll explain…" the angel said, "The beast is a giant monster that once lived, but went away, but will come back.

17:7. And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her, which hath the seven heads and ten horns.
17:8. The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition: and they that dwell on the earth shall wonder, whose names were not written in the book of life from the foundation of the world, when they behold the beast that was, and is not, and yet is.

17:9-14. Trust me, it's deep. They're going to fight Jesus though.

17:9. And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth.
17:10. And there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come; and when he cometh, he must continue a short space.
17:11. And the beast that was, and is not, even he is the eighth, and is of the seven, and goeth into perdition.
17:12. And the ten horns which thou sawest are ten kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.
17:13. These have one mind, and shall give their power and strength unto the beast.
17:14. These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful.

17:15. The prostitute will be everywhere.

17:15. And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.

17:16. The beast will turn on the prostitute, and eat her, and burn her in a fire.

17:16. And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire.

17:17. God made them do it.

17:17. For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled.

17:18. Oh, the woman you saw is the biggest city in the world."

17:18. And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.

Chapter 18

Then she dies, and kings and business people are sad.

18:1. Another angel showed up, shining,

18:1. And after these things I saw another angel come down from heaven, having great power; and the earth was lightened with his glory.

18:2-3. And said that the evil Babylon is dead.

18:2. And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.
18:3. For all nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth are waxed rich through the abundance of her delicacies.

18:4-5. Then God told the people to leave her body, so they won't die with her.

18:4. And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
18:5. For her sins have reached unto heaven, and God hath remembered her iniquities.

18:6-8. To do to her what she did to you.

18:6. Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double.
18:7. How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow.
18:8. Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord God who judgeth her.

18:9-10. Kings will be sad she's gone.

18:9. And the kings of the earth, who have committed fornication and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they shall see the smoke of her burning,
18:10. Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.

18:11-19. Businessmen will be sad she's gone, they won't have any business.

18:11. And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more:
18:12. The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble,
18:13. And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men.
18:14. And the fruits that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all.
18:15. The merchants of these things, which were made rich by her, shall stand afar off for the fear of her torment, weeping and wailing,
18:16. And saying, Alas, alas that great city, that was clothed in fine linen, and purple, and scarlet, and decked with gold, and precious stones, and pearls!
18:17. For in one hour so great riches is come to nought. And every shipmaster, and all the company in ships, and sailors, and as many as trade by sea, stood afar off,
18:18. And cried when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, What city is like unto this great city!
18:19. And they cast dust on their heads, and cried, weeping and wailing, saying, Alas, alas that great city, wherein were made rich all that had ships in the sea by reason of her costliness! for in one hour is she made desolate.

18:20. "Be happy I fucked her up, because she fucked you up," God said.

18:20. Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her.

18:21-24. "She will never come back, ever," an angel said, "No music, or lights, or weddings, or nothing."

18:21. And a mighty angel took up a stone like a great millstone, and cast it into the sea, saying, Thus with violence shall that great city Babylon be thrown down, and shall be found no more at all.
18:22. And the voice of harpers, and musicians, and of pipers, and trumpeters, shall be heard no more at all in thee; and no craftsman, of whatsoever craft he be, shall be found any more in thee; and the sound of a millstone shall be heard no more at all in thee;
18:23. And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the bridegroom and of the bride shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy merchants were the great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived.
18:24. And in her was found the blood of prophets, and of saints, and of all that were slain upon the earth.

Chapter 19

Everyone partied for a bit, until Jesus shows up as a knight on a horse and leads an army. The God Team fucked up the beast.

19:1. Then, I heard a bunch of people screaming about God.

19:1. And after these things I heard a great voice of much people in heaven, saying, Alleluia; Salvation, and glory, and honour, and power, unto the Lord our God:

19:2-3. About how they killed Babylon,

19:2. For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand.
19:3. And again they said, Alleluia And her smoke rose up for ever and ever.

19:4. The old people and creepy angels worshiped, too.

19:4. And the four and twenty elders and the four beasts fell down and worshipped God that sat on the throne, saying, Amen; Alleluia.

19:5. Jesus praised, too.

19:5. And a voice came out of the throne, saying, Praise our God, all ye his servants, and ye that fear him, both small and great.

19:6-8. And the crowd roared.

19:6. And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.
19:7. Let us be glad and rejoice, and give honour to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come, and his wife hath made herself ready.
19:8. And to her was granted that she should be arrayed in fine linen, clean and white: for the fine linen is the righteousness of saints.

19:9. "Fuck yeah!! Party!!" said an angel

19:9. And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.

19:10. I bowed down to the angel, but they told me not to, because they are on my side worshipping God, too.

19:10. And I fell at his feet to worship him. And he said unto me, See thou do it not: I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren that have the testimony of Jesus: worship God: for the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.

19:11. Then there was a white horse, whose rider was called Faith and Truth. He only fights just wars.

19:11. And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

19:12. His eyes are on fire, and he has a shit ton of crowns, and a secret name.

19:12. His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

19:13. He has a bloody robe, and his name is the Word of God.

19:13. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

19:14. There was an army following him on white horses

19:14. And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

19:15. He has a sword in his mouth

19:15. And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

19:16. He has "King of Kings" written on his robe

19:16. And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

19:17-18. An angel told everyone to come together.

19:17. And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
19:18. That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.

19:19. The beast gathered his army

19:19. And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.

19:20. The beast was captured with the creature, and they were thrown into the lake of fire.

19:20. And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

19:21. The rest were killed with the Sword of Christ.

19:21. And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

Chapter 20

Then a 1,000 year period is predicted, after which, everything will be annihilated.

20:1. Then an angel came with a key.

20:1. And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand.

20:2-3. The dragon was bound for 1,000 years, thrown into the abyss.

20:2. And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,
20:3. And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season.

20:4. Christ reigned for 1,000 years,

20:4. And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.

20:5. The rest of the dead need to wait 1,000 years to come back to life.

20:5. But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.

20:6.  Christ reigned with the believers who got the God-stamp.

20:6. Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.

20:7-8. After 1,000 years, Satan will be released and go back to earth.

20:7. And when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison,
20:8. And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog, and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea.

20:9. He will try again,

20:9. And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.

20:10. but be thrown into the same lake of fire.

20:10. And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

20:11. There will be a great white throne,

20:11. And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.

20:12. The dead were judged.

20:12. And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.

20:13. The dead left the sea and hell

20:13. And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.

20:14. Then hell and death were thrown into the lake of fire.

20:14. And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

20:15. The people missing from the book of life were also thrown into the lake of fire

20:15. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Chapter 21

The new heaven & earth appeared, and I was given a little tour.

21:1. Then I saw a new world, for the first one had been destroyed, and the ocean disappeared.

21:1. And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.

21:2. I saw the new heavenly city, falling from heaven

21:2. And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.

21:3. "God is in the house!"

21:3. And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God.

21:4. All the bad will be gone,

21:4. And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

21:5-6. and God will say, "I am the boss."

21:5. And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful.
21:6. And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.

21:7. The good folk will rule

21:7. He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.

21:8. But fuck the bad people, they're going to burn

21:8. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

21:9-10. The angel showed me the city.

21:9. And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb's wife.
21:10. And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,

21:11-21. It was pretty, with crystals, and gates,

21:11. Having the glory of God: and her light was like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal;
21:12. And had a wall great and high, and had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel:
21:13. On the east three gates; on the north three gates; on the south three gates; and on the west three gates.
21:14. And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.
21:15. And he that talked with me had a golden reed to measure the city, and the gates thereof, and the wall thereof.
21:16. And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal.
21:17. And he measured the wall thereof, an hundred and forty and four cubits, according to the measure of a man, that is, of the angel.
21:18. And the building of the wall of it was of jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto clear glass.
21:19. And the foundations of the wall of the city were garnished with all manner of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, a chalcedony; the fourth, an emerald;
21:20. The fifth, sardonyx; the sixth, sardius; the seventh, chrysolyte; the eighth, beryl; the ninth, a topaz; the tenth, a chrysoprasus; the eleventh, a jacinth; the twelfth, an amethyst.
21:21. And the twelve gates were twelve pearls: every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass.

21:22-23. There was no church, because God and Christ were there.

21:22. And I saw no temple therein: for the Lord God Almighty and the Lamb are the temple of it.
21:23. And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof.

21:24-26. Nations will look up to it, it won't shut it's doors

21:24. And the nations of them which are saved shall walk in the light of it: and the kings of the earth do bring their glory and honour into it.
21:25. And the gates of it shall not be shut at all by day: for there shall be no night there.
21:26. And they shall bring the glory and honour of the nations into it.

21:27. Nothing dirty will enter, but only those whose names are written in God's special book.

21:27. And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.

Chapter 22

More descriptions of heaven, and some final parting words from an angel and Jesus.

22:1. Then the angel showed a river coming from the throne

22:1. And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

22:2. It flowed down the street, and fruit grew around it.

22:2. In the midst of the street of it, and on either side of the river, was there the tree of life, which bare twelve manner of fruits, and yielded her fruit every month: and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations.

22:3. There won't be any curse. Everyone will serve God.

22:3. And there shall be no more curse: but the throne of God and of the Lamb shall be in it; and his servants shall serve him:

22:4. They will see him, and have the stamp on their heads

22:4. And they shall see his face; and his name shall be in their foreheads.

22:5. And live happily ever after.

22:5. And there shall be no night there; and they need no candle, neither light of the sun; for the Lord God giveth them light: and they shall reign for ever and ever.

22:6-7. The Angel said, "God promises. They're coming soon! Remember this!"

22:6. And he said unto me, These sayings are faithful and true: and the Lord God of the holy prophets sent his angel to shew unto his servants the things which must shortly be done.
22:7. Behold, I come quickly: blessed is he that keepeth the sayings of the prophecy of this book.

22:8. I'm John and I swear all of this is true.

22:8. And I John saw these things, and heard them. And when I had heard and seen, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel which shewed me these things.

22:9. I went to worship the angel, but they wouldn't let me.

22:9. Then saith he unto me, See thou do it not: for I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren the prophets, and of them which keep the sayings of this book: worship God.

22:10-11. Now, go, but don't tell anyone to change their ways or expect them to.

22:10. And he saith unto me, Seal not the sayings of the prophecy of this book: for the time is at hand.
22:11. He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.

22:12. "I'm coming with presents!

22:12. And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

22:13. I was born first; and I'll die last.

22:13. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

22:14. Good people, yay!

22:14. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

22:15. Fuck the losers,"

22:15. For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

22:16. says Jesus

22:16. I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

22:17. "Come to me!"

22:17. And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that heareth say, Come. And let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.

22:18-19. Don't you change a fucking word I swear to God

22:18. For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
22:19. And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

22:20. Tell me if you're going to come over sometime.

22:20. He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

22:21. Jesus is here. Amen.

22:21. The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.

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