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What is the Gospel of Judas?
An alternative description of the betrayal of Judas. Whether or not it portrays Judas (or even Jesus) as "good" is questionable, but it's certainly different.1:1. These are the secrets passed from Jesus to Judas over 8 days, 3 days before Passover.
1:2. When Jesus was on Earth, he did many great things to help humanity. But he couldn't do it alone, so he called the twelve apostles. He started to tell them many mysteries about death and the end of time. Often, he didn't directly reveal himself, but you would find him in their midst as a child.
1:3. One day he was with his disciples. They were sitting together praying. He walked up to them and started laughing.
1:4. Wait, what? they said, "Aren't we doing it right?"
1:5. Jesus said, "I'm not laughing at you. You're only doing this because you think your God will like it."
1:6. But our God is your God!
1:7. Jesus said, "How do you even know you know me or God? None of you do."
1:8. Then they got angry and grumpy.
1:9. Jesus noticed this and said, "Seriously, if any of you are bothered by such a little statement, you need to grow up. Why are you letting that bother you? If any of your faith matches mine, stand up to me now."
1:10-11. All of them wanted to say they were good enough, but their spirits would not let them speak up. Except for Judas- he was able to stand up, but could not look Jesus in the eyes, so he looked away, but spoke, "I know who you are and where you're from. You come from the immortal realm, and I'm not worthy to speak the name of the one who sent you."
1:12. Jesus nodded. "Very well- come with me. I will tell you extra secrets."
1:13. Judas asked, "When?"
1:14. Jesus did not answer and walked away.
1:15. The next morning, he joined back up with friends.
1:16. Where did you go? they asked.
1:17. Jesus said, "I went to go hang out with my other friends."
1:18. Wait, you have other friends? Who's better than us? they said.
1:19. Jesus laughed, "What are you worried about? No one here is worth shit."
1:20. They were deeply troubled and unable to speak.
1:21. Jesus came back randomly one day.
1:22. His disciples told him they saw him in a dream, "We saw a great house, with 12 people, who were probably priests. A crowd of people was there. We watched for a while."
1:23. Jesus asked, "What was everyone like?"
1:24. Some were fasting going on two weeks. Some sacrificed their children, others their spouses, and they were all proud of each other. There were murders and many evil things. They were chanting your name while they were doing this. They fell silent.
1:25. Jesus said, "Why are you worried about this? Yes, my name will be said often. Yes, they are doing bad things. But this is your religion doing this. How is sacrificing humans different from sacrificing animals? Stop doing that, too. People will promote many evil things- claiming they are equal to angels. But God will set things straight."
1:26. They said they were sorry and asked Jesus to forgive them.
1:27. Not even I have that much power, Jesus said, "One fountain cannot put out a fire that spreads the world, neither can one lamp light up the whole world, or one baker cook for everyone in the world."
1:28. They cried, "Please help us!"
1:29. Jesus said, "Stop thinking it's about me. Each one of you has the power within you. I wasn't sent to those who are weak, but those who are strong enough to handle me."
1:30. Then Jesus left with Judas.
1:31. Jesus said, "There is a magic water that comes from Heaven and waters the fruit of the people."
1:32. Judas asked, "What is the fruit of the people of the modern day like?"
1:33. Jesus asked, "Everyone will die at some point. The body dies, but the soul goes to Heaven."
1:34. Judas asked, "What about everyone else?"
1:35. Jesus said, "It's not possible to grow crops on top of rocks.
In the same way, I cannot force anyone to see Heaven. And no ruler or power will ever be able to see Heaven." Jesus turned to leave.
1:36. Judas stopped him, "Wait, I had a vision too, will you hear about it?"
1:37. Jesus laughed. "Sure, I guess, whatever, go ahead," he said.
1:38. Judas said, "Well, in the vision, I saw myself. The 12 disciples are stoning me and chasing me, so I ran to your house. It was huge- and there were tons of people around it. Please, take me to that house one day!"
1:39. Jesus said, "You have been led astray. No one is able to go to that house. Especially you."
1:40. Judas said, "I'm not that bad, am I?"
1:41. Jesus sighed. "Fine, I'll tell you what's going on, even though no, you won't get to go."
1:42. Judas asked, "Yeah, why?"
1:43. Jesus said, "You will be forced to be outcast, and watch over everyone else- you'll be like the gatekeeper."
1:44. Jesus said, "I will now teach you about a whole bunch of crazy mythological shit."
1:45. There is a great and boundless realm where God is, which no eyes have ever seen, no heart has ever comprehended, and it's never been called by any name.
There are bright clouds there. God wanted some help, so the Light created itself and emerged from the cloud. Then four angels came into being and helped both God and the Light.
Then the Light said, Let there be space." And there was."
1:46. Then the Light created the first Angel to rule over it, along with many other angels.
1:47. Then the Light said, "Let there be a realm of light." And there was, and there was a second Angel created to rule over it, along with many more angels.
1:48. Then there were many more realms of light created, among with many more luminaries and realms.
1:49. This is what we call the "Cosmos"- or "Reality", that which is created by God and the Light and the luminaries.
1:50. An angel appeared and created twelve other angels to watch over Chaos and the Afterlife.
1:51. One of the angels created Adam and Eve, and put limits on their lifespan."
1:52. Judas asked, "What is the longest a person can live?"
1:53. Jesus said, "Everyone has to die at some point."
1:54. Judas said to Jesus, "Do we really have to, though?"
1:55. Jesus said, "Yeah, it's just how it is. God let Michael give people spirits so that they can live. Gabriel gave spirits to the greatest. Bring to life that spirit and you will live after death. God gave this knowledge to Adam so that the spirits of Chaos and the Afterlife would not make them afraid."
1:56. Judas said to Jesus, "How do you know if you are one of the greatest?"
1:57. Jesus said, "No one knows. Cycles come and go. The twelve tribes of Israel will unite, and you will be the 13th to watch over them." Jesus laughed.
1:58. Judas asked why he was laughing at him.
1:59. Jesus said, "I'm not laughing at you, but at how the universe tends to fuck with us all, and then we just die."
1:60. Judas said, "But what about those who were baptized in your name?"
1:61. Jesus said, "The baptism they receive will begin to work its magic. They will torture me tomorrow, but they will not be able to hurt me. They only do evil, and you'll do more than any of them, because you will be the one who turns me in to them. Your path is well underway. The time is right. The fruit of humanity will be prized on earth, as it is in heaven. You now know everything. Look up, and see the cloud surrounded by stars. One star is yours, and it leads the way."
1:62. Judas looked up to see the cloud, and entered into it. Everyone watched from the ground.
1:63. Judas didn't see Jesus anymore.
1:64. There was a ruckus in the room, and guards approached Judas, asking him, "Why are you here? You know Jesus, don't you?"
1:65. Judas said, "Yes," and pointed at the room Jesus was in. They gave Judas some money.
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