#103
What is the Gospel of Thomas?
A series of sayings attributed to Jesus, independent of the canonical gospels.1:1. These are the secrets for eternal life.
1:2. Jesus said, "Keep going until you've gone too far. When you've gone too far, then you will be surprised, and you'll rule over the All."
1:3. Jesus said, "Heaven is inside of you as well as outside of you. Know yourself completely and you will know Heaven, that you are a child of the One God."
1:4. Jesus said, "If you are old and wise, then you understand the wisdom of the innocent. The biggest and baddest are not the happiest and most blessed, in fact, sometimes, it's the other way around."
1:5. Jesus said, "The truth is hidden in plain sight- and there is nothing that any human has ever known that you cannot come to know yourself."
1:6. His friends asked, "What rituals and rules should we follow?"
Jesus said, "Don't lie, and don't go against your own heart, it's truly that easy. Everything you long for will come to you, and everything you are meant to know; you will know."
1:7. Jesus said, "It is better to be a human aware of and in control of their wild side, than it is to be a wild side trying to force themselves to be human."
1:8. Jesus said, "Learn how to open your mind to anything, all the possibilities, while focusing on the most important things as they pop up."
1:9. Jesus said, "Be like a wise gardener- plant seeds of wisdom in others, but only do it in fertile ground, otherwise your efforts will be wasted."
1:10. Jesus said, "The spiritual process has already begun."
1:11. Jesus said, "Your perspectives and worldviews will be annihilated. Something that is dead is gone, but souls will never die. Your personal sacrifices purified your own soul.
When you see this truth, you will be given a choice.
The Truth is Oneness; yet Oneness must resolve to duality.
So, when you realize you are two-in-one, what do you think you will do?"
1:12. His friends asked, "So who do you think should lead everything when you're gone?"
Jesus said, "Probably James the Just I guess."
1:13. Jesus said, "What do you think I am?"
Peter said, "You're a magnificent angel."
Matthew said, "You're a wise teacher."
Thomas said, "I'm literally speechless, Lord."
Jesus said, "Exactly. You finally got it. Come with me."
Jesus took Thomas to the side and told him three secrets.
The other friends wanted Thomas to share the secrets.
But Thomas said, "If I did, you would think I was crazy or lying or something and would probably want to kill me."
1:14. Jesus said to them, "Fuck the rules. Wander freely. Eat whatever you want. Food isn't evil. Speech can be evil, though."
1:15. Jesus said, "Keep an eye out for the true God."
1:16. Jesus said, "I come to shake things up."
1:17. Jesus said, "I know a bunch of cool secrets."
1:18. His friends said, "We want to know how we're going to die."
Jesus said, "What was it like before you were born? If you think about that, you'll realize you will never die, and you will live forever."
1:19. Jesus said, "God bless one who has eternal life. You can draw wisdom from anything if you learn to listen to and apply my words. There is a garden prepared for you in Heaven."
1:20. His friends said, "What is Heaven like?"
Jesus said, "Think of how a little seed grows into a giant tree that becomes a home for birds."
1:21. Mary said to Jesus, "How do you think your friends should act?"
He said, "They are like people who are camping on someone else's land. They will leave peacefully when asked.
If you know a thief is coming, you will be on extra guard. A lot of jerks are like thieves that will steal your vibe. Pay attention and harvest crops quickly upon maturity."
1:22. Jesus saw infants being fed. He said, "Just like Heaven."
His friends asked, "So just be like children?"
Jesus said, "Well, ascend duality, and realize the outside is the inside, the above is like the below, and the male is like the female. Then make the male and the female one in the same, and create a new body- eyes, hands, feet, and personality- then- you will enter Heaven."
1:23. Jesus said, "I will pick one out of thousand to stand as a single team."
1:24. His friends said, "Where did you come from? I want to go there."
Jesus said, "There is a light within every human – and every human has the ability to light up the whole world. If they choose not to, then they are darkness."
1:25. Jesus said, "Love one another like yourself, protect each other like you would your most sensitive areas."
1:26. Jesus said, "You see the tiny flaw in your neighbor, but do not see the giant flaw of your own. Fix all of your own flaws, then you can help others with theirs."
1:27. Jesus said, "If you do not love the entire creation, you will not find Heaven. If you do not take a break, you will never see the Truth of God."
1:28. Jesus said, "I came to them personally- when they were all overcome with bliss. My soul ached for them, because their hearts were blind. They came into this world with nothing and planned to leave that way. But they are just overcome for the moment- when they start thinking clearly, they will change their ways."
1:29. Jesus said, "Which came first- the chicken or the egg- the spirit or the body? Either way- I myself simply marvel at the mystery."
1:30. Jesus said, "Where there is Threeness, there is One God. Where there is Twoness or Oneness, I am."
1:31. Jesus said, "A prophet is not accepted in their own hometown, and a psychologist would be wise not to see their own family."
1:32. Jesus said, "A big castle is strong, but cannot be hidden easily."
1:33. Jesus said, "Preach only what you know. No one should create a great piece of art just to hide it. Show it to everyone who wants to see."
1:34. Jesus said, "If one person leads and directs another without knowing where to go, they will both end up lost."
1:35. Jesus said, "It's difficult to rob someone's house without tying them up first."
1:36. Jesus said, "Don't spend all day and night and then all night and day worrying over silly shit."
1:37. His friends said, "When will you visit us?"
Jesus said, "Strip naked and dance on top your clothes like children, then you will see the light, and no longer be afraid."
1:38. Jesus said, "You have wanted to hear these things from me- no one else is saying them. There will be a time when you will look for me and cannot find me."
1:39. Jesus said, "Some jerks have taken the Sacred Keys of Understanding and hidden them. They haven't used them, and won't let anyone else use them, either. However, be as wise as a snake and as innocent as a bird."
1:40. Jesus said, "Anything not willed by God will wither away."
1:41. Jesus said, "If you have anything, it will be multiplied. If you have nothing, you will lose everything you have."
1:42. Jesus said, "Just observe and watch and keep out of shit, keep moving."
1:43. Some strangers said, "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Jesus said, "Really? Can't you tell from the things I'm saying? Too many love the tree and hate the fruit or love the fruit and hate the tree."
1:44. Jesus said, "Whoever says "fuck God" will be okay, and whoever says "fuck Jesus" will be okay, but if you say "fuck the Holy Spirit", then fuck you.
1:45. Jesus said, "You cannot eat thorns or sticks, they are not fruit. Good people produce good fruit, and bad people produce thorns from their heart, by saying evil things."
1:46. Jesus said, "John the Baptist is the best and coolest person ever. Period. But if you make yourself innocent and become like a child, you will come to know Heaven, and will become better than John."
1:47. Jesus said, "You cannot drive two cars at once, or live in two houses at once. You cannot serve two masters, otherwise one will take priority. No one drinks good wine and then wants to drink bad wine. You do not put good food on dirty dishes or use good dishes to hold moldy food. No one makes repairs with bad materials."
1:48. Jesus said, "If two people make peace with each other, they will have the faith and confidence to move mountains with only their speech."
1:49. Jesus said, "Hermits and lone souls will find Heaven. They are from Heaven- and will return to it."
1:50. Jesus said, "If they ask where you're from, say to them, 'We came from the light, where it decided to manifest itself.'
If they ask if you are the light, say, 'We are its children, aware of the living God.'
If they ask you how you know God is in you, say to them, 'Movement and peace.'"
1:51. His friends said to him, "When will the end of the world come, and Heaven come to earth?"
Jesus said, "It's already happened, you just didn't notice it."
1:52. His friends said, "There are 24 ancient prophets who spoke of you."
Jesus said, "Maybe, but they're dead. You're forgetting the one living and speaking in your presence."
1:53. His friends said, "Is it worth it to get circumcised?"
Jesus said, "If it were, you would already be born that way. But- there is a spiritual circumcision that is worth discussion."
1:54. Jesus said, "The poor will be blessed in Heaven."
1:55. Jesus said, "If you don't hate your family and take up the cross in the same way I did, you cannot become my friend."
1:56. Jesus said, "Whoever understands reality finds only death; and whoever finds death conquers reality."
1:57. Jesus said, "Heaven is like a field of good crops overgrown with weeds. It is wise to wait until harvest to try to pull weeds- otherwise you might accidentally pull up the crops too early and kill them on accident, too."
1:58. Jesus said, "God bless the person who has suffered and found meaning."
1:59. Jesus said, "Seek God while you have the opportunity, don't wait until you really need something."
1:60. They all saw someone carrying a lamb.
Jesus asked his friends where they thought he was going.
They said, "To kill it and eat it, most likely."
Jesus said, "He will not eat it until after he kills it."
They said, "Yeah, no duh."
Jesus said, "So then you better watch out or else the same will happen to you- someone will kill you and eat you."
1:61. Jesus said, "Out of two people- one will die- and the other will live."
Salome said, "Wait- who are you?"
Jesus said to her, "I am One. I was given things by God."
She said, "Can I be your friend then? "
Jesus said, "Only if you are destroyed and filled with light. Otherwise, you are divided and will be filled with darkness."
1:62. Jesus said, "I only speak to those who will listen. Do not let one hand know what the other is doing."
1:63. Jesus said, "Someone had a bunch of money with a bunch of plans to build things with it. Then he died. The end. Listen up and pay attention."
1:64. Jesus said, "Someone wanted to throw a really awesome party. They sent out invitations, but all of the fancy people had things to do related to work and business. So they just made it open invitation to strangers and everyone had a great time. Fuck those who only care about money."
1:65. Jesus said, "There was a landlord who sent their assistants to collect rent. But they kept getting killed. So they sent their child, hopeful that they would be a friendly face. But they were killed, too. Listen up!"
1:66. Jesus said, "The most unique unrefined stone will be bad as a brick, but it makes the best piece of art."
1:67. Jesus said, "If you've found the light and still feel lacking, it's your own damn fault."
1:68. Jesus said, "God bless those who are persecuted for speaking truth."
1:69. Jesus said, "God bless those who have high standards for themselves. They will come to know God. God bless the spiritually hungry- their desires will be filled. "
1:70. Jesus said, "Your inner power can save you if you have it and can bring it forward. It can also be used against you."
1:71. Jesus said, "Fuck this house."
1:72. A stranger said to Jesus, "Can you make my siblings split the inheritance with me?"
Jesus said to the stranger, "Split things up?"
Jesus turned to his friends, "I don't split things, do I?"
1:73. Jesus said, "There are many rewards of Heaven to go around, but few to want to give them out. Will you help?"
1:74. Jesus said, "There are many people with needs to be met."
1:75. Jesus said, "Many seek the Innermost Room, but only an independent soul will be able to enter."
1:76. Jesus said, "Heaven is like selling everything you own to buy one perfect pearl. Look for the eternal, unblemished treasure."
1:77. Jesus said, "I am the transcendent light. I am the transcendent. From me, everything came, and everything will come back to me. Break a stick, and I'm there. Pick up a rock, and I am there."
1:78. Jesus said, "What are you doing here- what do you want? To see me dance? To see cool clothes? There are those who have plenty of nice clothes, but still do not know the truth."
1:79. A woman from the crowd said to him, "God bless your mother."
He said to her, "God bless those who listen to God. One day you will also bless women who do not give birth."
1:80. Jesus said, "Whoever understands reality finds only death; and whoever finds death conquers reality."
1:81. Jesus said, "Let the spiritually rich rule by denouncing power."
1:82. Jesus said, "I am near the fire of Heaven."
1:83. Jesus said, "You know the images- but the truth is hidden and is within God. God does appear to humanity but is hidden by light."
1:84. Jesus said, "Seeing your own soul is joyous, but when you see the infinite light, it is overwhelming."
1:85. Jesus said, "Adam was pretty awesome, but he was not quite there, otherwise, he would have never died."
1:86. Jesus said, "Sometimes the high path is a lonely one."
1:87. Jesus said, "Do not rely on your body or your personality. They are flawed."
1:88. Jesus said, "Angels and prophets will help you realize your gifts. And you will want to give back."
1:89. Jesus said, "Why are you washing the outside of the cup? Do you not realize the inside is the same as the outside?"
1:90. Jesus said, "I'm pretty chill friends, I'll make everything easier and help you rest."
1:91. Strangers said to Jesus, "Just tell us who you are, already."
He said to them, "You may be able to read the weather and create maps, but you still can't tell who is right in front of your face."
1:92. Jesus said, "Look and you will find. There are no limits if you open your mind."
1:93. Jesus said, "This is why we can't have nice things."
1:94. Jesus said, "If you look, you will find. Knock on the door, I'll answer."
1:95. Jesus said, "If you have money, give it freely and do not demand it back."
1:96. Jesus said, "Heaven is like someone who used extra yeast to make bread look bigger."
1:97. Jesus said, "Heaven is like someone carrying a jar full of rice, not realizing it has a hole in it. It slowly pours out on the long walk home, and they don't realize until they get there that it is empty."
1:98. Jesus said, "Heaven is like practicing an assassination before you go out and actually do it."
1:99. His friends said, "Your family is outside."
Jesus said, "Those who do the will of God are my family. They will find Heaven."
1:100. His friends said, "Caesar's guards want to collect taxes."
Jesus said, "Give to Caesar what is his, Give to God what is God's, and give to me what is mine."
1:101. Jesus said, "If you don't hate your family like I do, you cannot be my friend. If you don't love your family like I do, you cannot be my friend. My true family gives me life."
1:102. Jesus said, "Fuck the rules, no one benefits from them. "
1:103. Jesus said, "Know your weaknesses and prepare."
1:104. Someone asked Jesus, "Do you want to go to church?"
Jesus said, "Wait- what? Why?"
1:105. Jesus said, "If you know the Mother and Father of Heaven, you will be called the Child of a Prostitute."
1:106. Jesus said, "When you experience oneness, you will become a truly living human, and you will be able to move mountains with your speech."
1:107. Jesus said, "Heaven is like having one hundred pets. If you lose one, you will overjoyed to see them when you find them."
1:108. Jesus said, "Whoever understands this wisdom will become like me. I myself will become them; all things that are hidden will be revealed to them."
1:109. Jesus said, "Heaven is like someone stumbling upon wealth and creating a money lending business."
1:110. Jesus said, "If you find wealth in the world, give it all up.."
1:111. Jesus said, "Whoever lives with God will not see death, and the heavens and earth will unravel before them. Whoever finds and knows themselves is greater than the world."
1:112. Jesus said, "The body should not depend on the soul, nor should the soul depend on the body."
1:113. His friends said to him, "When will Heaven come to Earth?"
Jesus said, "It won't come if you are waiting on it. You cannot point to Heaven. Rather, it is already spread out everywhere, and humans do not see it."
1:114. Peter said, "Mary isn't like us men, women don't deserve eternal life."
Jesus said, "Fuck you, Peter, I myself vouch for her and all women. All have the ability to find and enter Heaven."
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